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Daytripping in Jack Kerouac's Lowell Lowell, MA -- I carry a mill inside of me. Yes, it sounds unlikely, but it’s true. Built in the dark, yearning north woods of my childhood, it stands by swiftly moving gray waters and blocks out the sun. In a real mill, there’s noise, dust, heat, pain, speed, boredom. In a phantom mill, there are only the stories that the broken walls tell.
Malled The Tarmac -- The plane is ten, thirty, forty-five minutes late taking off. I burn through the eight magazines I toted onboard, and at the hour mark it is time to pop the hood of the in-flight magazine. It shares some profound secrets. New York City: A super fun place to go! Madison, Wisconsin: A super fun place to go! And here, on page 49, I learn that I can buy a pink, purple, or brown airline snack box that contains large blocks of greasy salt that will make my ankles swell and costs $5.00.
Catching Gravity Waves in the Columbia Basin Richland, WA -- More than one hundred years ago, Albert Einstein changed the face of physics forever. In 1905, his "annus mirabilis," Einstein published four landmark papers that established the quantum theory of light, ended a debate on the existence of atoms, established the equivalence of mass and energy, and introduced a theory of space and time called the Special Theory of Relativity.
Vegas Eats (And So Can You) Las Vegas, NV -- I read restaurant reviews to get a contact food high. But, why do I ever believe the reviewers? Their taste buds are different from mine. Indeed, few people lust after shrimp cocktail sauce as I do. Beyond this essential cocktail sauce divide, however, lurks a maze of sensory interpretation that's specific to the individual.
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Grand Tours

Catching Gravity Waves in the Columbia Basin

Richland, WA -- More than one hundred years ago, Albert Einstein changed the face of physics forever. In 1905, his "annus mirabilis," Einstein published four landmark papers that established the quantum theory of light, ended a debate on the existence of atoms,...

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No Hablo Espagnol

Mexico City, Mexico -- When I arrived in Mexico, my phone adapted far more quickly than I did. In fact, it acclimatized itself so well to its new environs that it suddenly refused to speak to me in English. The rich, familiar cadences of James Earl Jones vanished....

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Tuscany and the True Path

Tuscany, Italy -- Our Eastern friends teach that of the Five Shortcomings -- distractions of the mind leading us astray from the True Path -- lust is usually foremost. Since sex with Angelina Jolie is being expertly handled by Brad Pitt and off the table for...

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Food Glorious Food

A Volcano In My Stomach

Tonanzintla, Mexico -- Here in the lovely Mexican village of Tonanzintla, my friend Elizabeth has a stunning, active volcano almost in her backyard. Corn and alfalfa fields spread out directly behind the house, but the volcano lurks on the horizon, keeping a watchful...

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Dining A La Cart

Portland, OR -- When John Doyle of No Fish, Go Fish in Portland, Oregon (SW 5th and Yamhill) takes your order, he's gonna offer you samples. So will Chef Dwayne Sutton of The Gourmet Shack (SW 5th Avenue between Oak and Stark). In fact, if you're lucky, maybe Chef...

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Vegas Eats (And So Can You)

Las Vegas, NV -- I read restaurant reviews to get a contact food high. But, why do I ever believe the reviewers? Their taste buds are different from mine. Indeed, few people lust after shrimp cocktail sauce as I do. Beyond this essential cocktail sauce divide,...

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On the Move

Relaxing in Familiar American Comfort

Faraway Worlds -- I grew up with a fierce, unmet jones for travel. Trapped in a tiny town, I gorged myself on old National Geographics. Each bumble-bee hued issue held a kaleidoscope of possibilities. Jewel-toned snaps of faraway worlds swirled before me.

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Malled

The Tarmac -- The plane is ten, thirty, forty-five minutes late taking off. I burn through the eight magazines I toted onboard, and at the hour mark it is time to pop the hood of the in-flight magazine. It shares some profound secrets. New York City: A super fun...

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Urban Jungle

City of Strippers and Velcro

Portland, OR -- I spent four hours exploring a city today. First, I hung out with some strippers. Then, I checked out a few automats. You know—the old restaurants with walls of slots that dispense food? You put in a coin and you get a slice of lemon meringue...

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Daytripping in Jack Kerouac's Lowell

Lowell, MA -- I carry a mill inside of me. Yes, it sounds unlikely, but it’s true. Built in the dark, yearning north woods of my childhood, it stands by swiftly moving gray waters and blocks out the sun. In a real mill, there’s noise, dust, heat, pain, speed,...

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Sidewalk Slapping on the Strip

Las Vegas, NV -- Slap, slap, slap! "What was that?" you say as you perambulate along the Strip. Slap, slap, slap! Surrounded by a sea of fellow tourists, your visibility is reduced to just a few yards. Suddenly the flow of foot traffic is interrupted and you spot...

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The Great Outdoors

Ape Cave In

Gifford Pinchot National Forest, WA -- They stand locked in battle at the mouth of Ape Cave. "Waah! I’m not going in there!" The young girl’s face is bright red with fury and fright. It looks like she is about to explode like an over-ripe tomato. "Look, I mean...

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Time Travel

Miami Beach, Part One

Going to Miami Beach for two weeks in the summer was a family tradition that always started with Dad packing the luggage into the trunk of the car. We would hand Dad the biggest suitcases and he would line them across the floor of the car’s trunk.

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